"I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit."

Indeed, Halle Barry took down the house the other night at the 2005 Golden Raspberry Awards (aka "Razzies") when she showed up to PERSONALLY ACCCEPT the award! Boy, what a speech that was. Take a look...

From Reuters:

She thanked everyone involved in "Catwoman," a film she said took her from the top of her profession to the bottom.

"I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit," she said as she dragged her agent on stage and warned him "next time read the script first."

It is rare for a Razzie winner to show up at the spoof awards held on the night before Oscars -- but Berry did, saying her mother taught her that to be "a good winner you had to be a good loser first." She received a standing ovation.

Talk about a good sport. Halle Berry, I still lurrrve you. Best actor winner this year? Why none other than George W. Bush Himself! The President could not be reached for comment. According to White House insiders, he was busy trying to buy a vowel.

Now quit reading my blog and go get a bag of them Gibson's Donuts over on Mendenhall and throw yourself into food coma.