Socks And Sandals Have Merged to Form Scandals!

In the "nuke it from orbit with fire" world of anti-fashion, no star shines brighter in the springisphere than this one. Yes, it's comforting to watch your relatives, friends, and acquaintances who are in-the-know proving that nothing shows pride in your sandals like wearing them with SOCKS! All of you sandal-socksers out there know that the way to show people you are up with the times is to don your favorite pair of socks before slipping into those cozy sandals. It's comfortable, attractive, and it lets people know who you are right away! Start wearing socks with your sandals TODAY!