Random Interview With Random Person From My MySpace Friends List

I was sitting here reading the news of the world, listening to Living Better Electrically's song "Aye, Me" over and over again. I realized I needed something to snap out of my afternoon funk, so I called up Colte because, well, he said to. He even put his phone number in his MySpace profile so anyone can call him. Bored and fearless, here is my interview with "XXXcolteXXX We're going to RISE ABOVE":

Colte: Hello?

EJ: Sup. (silence)

Colte: Hello?

EJ: Sup. (silence) This is EJ. You just added me on MySpace.

Colte: Who?

EJ: EJ. You just added me?

Colte: Oh hay. Whats up?

EJ: Shit. You've been chosen for today's random MySpace interview. Wanna answer some questions?

Colte: Fuck it. Sure.

EJ: What's your favorite color, Red, Black, Green, Blue, or Yellow?

Colte: Black. (laugh)

EJ: First letter of your first name is...C...ok um...what month were you born in?

Colte: November.

EJ: 'Kay. Which color, black or white? Wait...lemme guess...black...

Colte: Heh..yeah..

EJ: Name a person of the same sex as you.

Colte: John Saxy

EJ: 'Kay. What's your favorite number?

Colte: 7

EJ: California or Florida?

Colte: California.

EJ: You prefer an ocean or a lake?

Colte: Uhm...I guess..lake.

EJ: Make a realistic wish that you wish would come true.

Colte: I dunno...uhm....I wish...all preps would die? Is that a wish?

EJ: Yes, and since everyone is going to die eventually, it's realistic.

Colte: Uh..ok...

EJ: Ok check this out...

1. If you chose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you a re conservative and aggressive.
Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow-you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A - K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L - R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S - Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover
that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major
life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you
will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose .. .
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true, but only if you Repost this in 1 hour for you wish to come true!

Colte: Ok...yeah, that's cool. So like...what if I had chosen 75?

EJ: Well...then...you'd have 75 close friends in your lifetime.

Colte: (Laughing) Yeah. Ok.

EJ: Alright, here's basic questions, what's your favorite band right now?

Colte: Right now? Uhm..from a second story window.

EJ: What's the one thing you don't want to do this week that you have to do?

Colte: Uhm.....wake up....

EJ: Cool, I'll let you know when your answers are up.

Colte: Alright...hey, do I know you?

EJ: Uhm...maybe...

Colte: Ok...yeah are you going to The Complex on Thursday?

EJ: I don't know, I think I have to pet my llama, but I'll see.

Colte: Yeah. Ok, well...I'm gonna go take a fuckin' bath.

EJ: Haha, alright cool. Show that bath who's boss.

Colte: Alright, I will. Lates.